Jack Armstrong often claims to want to go back to a time before the internet. Today I offer yet another example of why life is better post internet. I stumbled across this video this week and have watched it approximately one million (1,000,000) times since then. Everything about this is perfect and I agree 100% with all of this genius's conclusions, especially about all the babies. Functionally I don't understand the logic of being a single issue voter, and I feel personally betrayed by Yoshi & it's clear that Lakitu is the one I'd most enjoy doing a podcast with. Enjoy, share with your friends, and stay tuned as I try to find other video game characters political leanings (I'm looking at you Sonic!)