UPDATE: Marshall Phillips: What Is This Thing On My Hand?

Armstrong & Getty's legendary Newsman, Marshall Phillips, is asking for help to identify the source of this thing on his hand?

Phillips says, his workday started as-usual.  But during the course of his rigorous prepping for the day's show--he noticed this...

The Bite??

Here's the a closer look at the thing...

The Bite, closer

...and an even closer look shows the true source of Marshall's discomfort!  

We used our brand news A&G SuperZoom lens to magnify the photo, revealing a rather shocking source. 

Marshall's owie, can you see it??
We Found it!

At this point, we're uncertain of Marshall's fate.  

A number of medical and non medical personal have concluded, that based on this finding--Marshall's future newscasts will likely suffer from P-S-O (Positive Sean Overwording).  

Those same experts also believe that this infection could also cause another side-effect, J-G-P-R-T-N (Joe Getty Psychotic Reaction To Newscast).

Our thoughts and prayers go out to both Marshall and Joe, in the event that either or both of these hypothesis are proven to be valid.  


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