Born from the scandals of Harvey Weinstein, Tiger Woods, Carlos Danger (and other sex-soaked celebs), a new effort to help beleaguered celebrities during their time in need.
It's a rehab facility, "Jack & Joe's Guitars & Goats Rehab: A Center for Personal Enlightenment".
This new state-of-the-art facility features a number of Jack Armstrong's farm animals, and the special therapy that only they can provide. That includes an incredibly unique one-on-one experience with Jack's cute black pug--who'll stare at you while you're in the shower. We call that Mr. Puggleworth's promise.
Also guaranteed--you'll be just as pervy when you get out as you were when you went in!!!
Harvey--call us. We have a bunk ready for you. Mr. Puggleworth will keep the bed warm for you!