6 AM - 1 - Jack had to clean up a nasty garbage mess; Sean is trying to be more frugal; Vincent got a voicemail from his friend Anthony; Opening Thoughts. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Trump went to Houston.
7 AM - 1 - Joel Osteen's monster megachurch in Houston was or wasn't flooded. 2 - Teachers are leaving the profession. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - More on the teacher shortage.
8 AM - 1 - Pelosi talked about neo-nazis and antifa violence. 2 - More on the media covering antifa. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - New iPhone may cost over a grand; It rained a lot in Houston.
9 AM - 1 - Transgender books read to California kindergarten class. 2 - Conor McGregor's sisters are pretty; Jack quotes Tucker who quoted Noam Chomsky. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - ; Final Thoughts.
General Manager: The Diseased American Media
Band Name of the Day: The Isis BookKeepers (Joe)
Bon Mot of the Day: You Gotta Divorce That Dog! (Joe)