6 AM - 1 - Vincent is going swimming at the public pool this weekend; Opening Thoughts. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Mooch's cacophonous interview with the New Yorker.
7 AM - 1 - Our Obamacare attorney Craig Gottwals talks about the entire healthcare debacle with us. 2 - Mooch. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - What happens when you blow out birthday candles is really gross.
8 AM - 1 - Ron Meyer from Red Alert Politics on the Scaramucci craziness. 2 - Unmasking the unmaskers. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - TV talk.
9 AM - 1 - The Emoji Movie or something; Late COW. 2 - How to build resilience in mid-life. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - More of us chatting; Final Thoughts.
General Manager: The Mooch
Band Name of the Day: The Clock Blockers (Jack & Joe)
Fake Holiday of the Day: National Give Joe $20 Day
Bon Mot of the Day: The Poop Emoji Is Beneath My 5-Year-Old (Jack)