6 AM - 1 - Vincent went to a gluten free, soy free, vegan, organic cafe; Opening Thoughts. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Chris Christie is now speaking out against The Donald.
7 AM - 1 - Washington Examiner senior healthcare reporter Kimberly Leonard on her piece: "Facing failure on healthcare, Republicans back to Obamacare repeal square one". 2 - Online food ordering is where it's at, people!. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Texts on stuff.
8 AM - 1 - Washington Post's Paul Farhi on his piece: "What happens to local news when there is no local media to cover it?". 2 - Instagram dogs. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Blue collar men in porn.
9 AM - 1 - Home Depot fired a guy for confronting a shoplifter. 2 - Trump and the Russia thing. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - ; Final Thoughts.
General Manager: Obamacare, The Law of the Land
Band Name of the Day: The Posed Dead Lizards (Joe's friend)
Fake News Headline Of The Day: A Shortage Of MAssive Donkeys (Joe)
Bon Mot of the Day: Put An Ice Cube Under Your Armpits (Jack)