6 AM - 1 - Michael dug ditches or something; Vincent got sub-tweeted about; Marshy wants to be a shoe cobbler; Opening Thoughts. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Fun texts on stuff.
7 AM - 1 - Joe's trying to de-clutter. 2 - Craig Gottwals talks Trumpcare latest with us. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - John McEnroe said Serena would be #700 among men players.
8 AM - 1 - Ransomware attack!. 2 - An ape didn't give birth to a human baby. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - A hand-made car for $3 million.
9 AM - 1 - Washington Post's Mark Berman on 3 Chicago cops charged with conspiring to cover up killing of Laquan McDonald. 2 - Chimp Versus Man. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - ; Final Thoughts.
General Manager: The World's Worst Insurance Company - The United States Federal Government
Band Name of the Day: The Hats On The Elliptical (Joe)
Bon Mot of the Day: Can You Teach The Ravens To Shoot The Guns? (Joe)