6 AM - 1 - Vincent wants to buy a $300 toilet; Opening Thoughts. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Tiger Woods DUI arrest video is out.
7 AM - 1 - Hillary blamed the DNC, Russia, Facebook, and the media for her loss. 2 - Tiger Woods DUI arrest video. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Joe had a text exchange with a friend about the media.
8 AM - 1 - Jack tried to buy a Squatty Potty. 2 - Media coverage of the Trump Russia thing. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - "The Campus Mob Came for Me—and You, Professor, Could Be Next".
9 AM - 1 - Vili Fualaau has filed for legal separation from his wife and former teacher, Mary Kay Letorneau. 2 - Washington Post's Sarah Halzack on her story: "Walmart Is Preparing to Take On Amazon". 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - ; Final Thoughts.
General Manager: Tiger Woods
Band Name of the Day: The Chocolate Cows (Vincent)
Bon Mot of the Day: Your Face Is A Boarding Pass! (Joe)