6 AM - 1 - Michael ate salmon; Sean found some old, used disposable cameras; Vincent got his back waxed; Opening Thoughts. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Some sports writer got fired for an allegedly racist tweet.
7 AM - 1 - 2 guys stabbed and killed after defending woman in Portland. 2 - Reboots are flopping at the box office. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Portland train killings.
8 AM - 1 - Tiger Woods arrested for DUI; Mad Dog Mattis Versus ISIS. 2 - Kush and Russia's backchannel; CA Regents threw a fancy goodbye party. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - RIP Manuel Noriega.
9 AM - 1 - Pro sports ball talks. 2 - Hillary had another coughing fit. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - ; Final Thoughts.
General Manager: Jared Kushner and Tiger Woods is Co-GM
Band Name of the Day: The Controlled Descent (Joe)
Bon Mot of the Day: Our Throw-Up Bucket Was The Same Pot You Cooked Spaghetti In (Joe)