6 AM - 1 - Michael was stared at while eating in his car; Sean ate peanut butter for dindin; Opening Thoughts. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Michael Jackson's daughter is a highly paid model now.
7 AM - 1 - Sean plays Kentucky Derby Horse or Netflix Series?. 2 - Our Obamacare lawyer Craig Gottwals talks the latest in AHCA with us. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Details about Aaron Hernandez's suicide.
8 AM - 1 - Happy Cinco De Mayo!; Japan ain't havin' no babies. 2 - More on declining demographics. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Dudes are dying their beards to become Manicorns.
9 AM - 1 - Ron Meyer from Red Alert Politics on his piece: "AHCA passes: Democrats abandon young Americans, demand we pay more". 2 - Facebook snooping. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - More chatting; Final Thoughts.
General Manager: The Republican Healthcare Bill
Band Name of the Day: The Seinfeld Car Washes (Joe)
Bon Mot of the Day: We're Drinking Next To A Bald Gringo Man (Joe)