RUNDOWN:
6 AM - 1 - Seeeeaaannn!!!!; Vincent's neighborhood is doing a cleanup thing; Opening Thoughts. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Colbert went off on Trump.
7 AM - 1 - Ryan Girdusky from Red Alert Politics on his piece: "The budget bill is a steaming pile of crap for America First voters". 2 - Chris Christie was photographed standing in line at the Cinnabon; What happens if you don't wash your hands?. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Your fancy organic milk may just be regular milk; Hotel won't give up name of guy who impregnated woman.
8 AM - 1 - We're still fighting in Afghanistan. 2 - Dude accused of sexin' up a chicken. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Colbert Versus Trump.
9 AM - 1 - David Drucker from the Washington Examiner on his piece: "We lack the political will to govern, Republicans say". 2 - More with Drucker. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - We continue chatting; Final Thoughts.
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LINKS:
VIDEO: President Trump Claims This "Campaign" Advert Was "Banned" By CNN
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AWARDS:
General Manager: The 300 Marines Recently Arrived To Afghanistan Heading For The Deadly And Ungovernable Helmand Provence
Band Name of the Day: The Cookie Holsters (Jack)
Bon Mot of the Day: This Sweat Is Gambling (Jack)