6 AM - 1 - Michael bought an American broom; Sean bought a lamp that doesn't work; Marshall played pool; Opening Thoughts. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - The 9 Most Common Lies Told in Early Dating.
7 AM - 1 - A giant bunny died on a United flight. 2 - NK stuff. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Violence Texts.
8 AM - 1 - What is the plural of beef?; Trump wants to simplify the tax code. 2 - Bill Nye - The Way Left Guy; Stealthing is on the rise. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - About those $425 jeans with fake mud on them.
9 AM - 1 - Customer service sucks these days. 2 - People who think Trump colluded with Russia. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - We continue to chat; Final Thoughts.
General Manager: Simon The Giant Rabbit
Band Name of the Day: The GreedHeads (Joe)
Worst Movie Sequel Pitch Ever: Push Broom: The Sequel (Joe)
Bon Mot: What Are You Doing With All Those Doths? (Jack)