I saved these puppies from peril cuz I'm a good person!
Actually I was on 80 before Madison and there was lots of slow traffic. Got closer and saw these dogs scurrying around in the right lane and on the shoulder.
I pulled over to see if I could help cuz I love dogs even though I don't own one cuz I don't want their privates on my pillow where I lay my head.
In the harried situation I came upon I left my door open and the doggos hopped right into my Kia.
Their owner wasn't around but thankfully 1 of the nice ladies volunteered to take them. I woulda but I had a haircut appointment.
And now I must set my car ablaze cuz there was doggy butthole all over my front seats.
Other than that I'm fine. And the important thing is that I Snapchatted it. -Vincent
(Oh and if anyone heard a similar tale from a friend, family, co-worker, whatever, let me know. I'd love to thank her and find out what happened to the puppies.)