6 AM - 1 - Michaelangelo may be moonlighting soon; Vincent has the Top 6 Worst Snacks Of All Time; Marshy ate expired mac n cheez; Opening Thoughts. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - More sponsors are pulling their adverts from O'Reilly.
7 AM - 1 - More on O-O-O'Reilly. 2 - It's hard out here for a brand; Kendall Jenner's dopey Pepsi advert . 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - How people at work waste time on the internet.
8 AM - 1 - Ishaan Tharoor from the Washington Post reports on a chemical weapon attack in Syria. 2 - When to know to quit something. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Lady flips out on couple snuggling in a restaurant.
9 AM - 1 - Siraj Hashmi from RedAlertPolitics on his piece: "Internet loses it after Muslim gets admitted to Stanford for #BlackLivesMatter essay". 2 - More on the lady freaking out on the PDA couple. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - ; Final Thoughts.
General Manager: Susan Rice, North Korea, Chemical Weapons, I don't know.. I just don't know..
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