6 AM - 1 - Michaelangelo needs a 100 foot hose; Sean and the Irish Exit; Hey guys, soo Vincent just spotted some social media trends; Opening Thoughts. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Man got swallowed by a giant python.
7 AM - 1 - Center for Immigration Studies Exec Dir Mark Kirkorian talks about his op-ed "The Real Immigration Debate: Whom to Let In and Why". 2 - More with Mark. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Mccain called Kim Jong Un "fat"; Ridiculous buzzwords at work that need to stop.
8 AM - 1 - Trump, Russia and fake news stuff. 2 - Los Angeles school loses funding cuz there are too many white students. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Spiders could eat every human on earf.
9 AM - 1 - Mike Pence will only have dinner with his wifey. 2 - How did eyeglasses come to symbolize intelligence?. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - We keep talking; Final Thoughts.
General Manager: Russian Meddling
Band Name of the Day: The Vaudeville Hooks (Joe)
Best Combination of Seinfeld and Russia: Not That There's Anything Wrong With That, Komrade (Joe)
Bon Mot of the Day: What You're Busy Doing Is Coming Up With Douchey Phrases! (Jack)