RUNDOWN:
6 AM - 1 - Michaelangelo had parking problems; Sean may have allergies; Marshall hallucinated that he talked to 2 women; Opening Thoughts. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - 3 short health stories.
7 AM - 1 - Washington Post reporter Brian Fung on his piece: "The House just voted to wipe away the FCC’s landmark Internet privacy protections". 2 - Sanctuary city stuff. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Sean and Vincent get to talk about the Nintendo Switch; Wonder Woman's lack of armpit hair.
8 AM - 1 - Sacramento County Sheriff Scott Jones talks enforcing the law in a sanctuary city. 2 - Jack thinks a Magnum ice cream bar advert is sexual. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Trump patents and Ivanka in China.
9 AM - 1 - More on Ivanka being big in China. 2 - Stress secretary Sean Sporty Spicer got into it with a reporter. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Computers are better at investing than humans; Final Thoughts.
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LINKS:
VIDEO: Magnum Ice Cream Bar Advert - Unleash Your Wild Side
VIDEO: Stress Secretary Sean "Sporty" Spicer Vs Reporter April Ryan Re: Russia
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AWARDS:
General Manager: Sanctuary Cities
Band Name of the Day: The Magnetic Candy (An Emailer)
Worst Non-Rhyming Chant of the Day: No Anti-Gay Wall! (Joe)
Bon Mot of the Day: This seems like the sort of ice cream cone you'd buy at a porno store! (Jack)